Kids football numpties

[PizzaSteve]

There’s just no way I’m picking up turds.

This has to be a wind up.

Absolutely, if you're not responsible enough to pick up the dog shit, you're not responsible enough to look after the welfare of a dog, & should be banned from owning one. 
I can't remember living in a household without a dog BTW.

Treat my dog very well, thank you very much. Head much loved and has a great life. He doesn’t appear too distressed that I don’t subscribe to the pooper scooper squad.

[Psalm23]

Treat my dog very well, thank you very much. Head much loved and has a great life. He doesn’t appear too distressed that I don’t subscribe to the pooper scooper squad.

Well he wouldn't would he, it's the poor fuckers who's property you leave his sawdust covered shit outside that'll be distressed.

[PizzaSteve]

Treat my dog very well, thank you very much. Head much loved and has a great life. He doesn’t appear too distressed that I don’t subscribe to the pooper scooper squad.

Well he wouldn't would he, it's the poor fuckers who's property you leave his sawdust covered shit outside that'll be distressed.

Rather them distressed than me holding a dog log.

[SausEggBaton]

Or people who drive to take their dog for a walk! What’s the point in that??

If they live 5 miles from the park, it makes perfect sense.

Just walk, no more than an hour each way.

Brisk walking pace is 3mph, without a dog.

Walking pace

With a dog pissing & sniffing up every lamp post & tree on the way, more like 3 hours each way.  

I had to loff at that "Walking  >  Beginners"

What's almost as funny is the article author; "Wendy Bumgardner".

That site has got to be a send up, Shirley.

[Derek Hardballs]

Treat my dog very well, thank you very much. Head much loved and has a great life. He doesn’t appear too distressed that I don’t subscribe to the pooper scooper squad.

Well he wouldn't would he, it's the poor fuckers who's property you leave his sawdust covered shit outside that'll be distressed.

Don't give Nick a bone.

[PizzaSteve]

Treat my dog very well, thank you very much. Head much loved and has a great life. He doesn’t appear too distressed that I don’t subscribe to the pooper scooper squad.

Well he wouldn't would he, it's the poor fuckers who's property you leave his sawdust covered shit outside that'll be distressed.

Don't give Nick a bone.

 
I am not Nick. I am however an imperfect dog owner, a reckless driver, I drink and take drugs too much , I swear too much, I’m grumpy, and my farts stink. I’m not a perfect person. None of us are. This aside, I try and live and let live and am very open minded towards others.

[Derek Hardballs]

Treat my dog very well, thank you very much. Head much loved and has a great life. He doesn’t appear too distressed that I don’t subscribe to the pooper scooper squad.

Well he wouldn't would he, it's the poor fuckers who's property you leave his sawdust covered shit outside that'll be distressed.

Don't give Nick a bone.

 
I am not Nick. I am however an imperfect dog owner, a reckless driver, I drink and take drugs too much , I swear too much, I’m grumpy, and my farts stink. I’m not a perfect person. None of us are. This aside, I try and live and let live and am very open minded towards others.

Hi Nick.

[PizzaSteve]

Well if there was a way of proving I’m not, I would.

[Derek Hardballs]

Well if there was a way of proving I’m not, I would.

You're a reckless driver, and you let you dog poop all over the street but you like to live and let live... as long as you're being a selfish twonk to others. 

Nick this is a much better alter ego than the others recently.

[Psalm23]

Well if there was a way of proving I’m not, I would.

You're a reckless driver, and you let you dog poop all over the street but you like to live and let live... as long as you're being a selfish twonk to others. 

Nick this is a much better alter ego than the others recently.

Didn't you just advise me not to throw him a bone, Decka?