Least Impressive Claim to Fame

[Tom Joad]

I was injured when invited to play in a charity game so sat it out watching my mate (a better player to be honest) chasing the shadow and getting nowhere near a 50 year old Bobby Hope who rarely moved from the centre spot but ran the game before walking off as clean and fresh as he turned up.

[Conehead]

I shagged a bird who appeared in Corrie for two episodes

Fuck off Andy

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I picked up Jason Beiber’s credit card off the floor in a LA ice cream shop
Scruffy fucker but a nice guy offered to pay for mine

What

[Old Stroller]

I shagged a bird who appeared in Corrie for two episodes

Fuck off Andy

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I picked up Jason Beiber’s credit card off the floor in a LA ice cream shop
Scruffy fucker but a nice guy offered to pay for mine

What

How did the Woodman scoreboard look from the East Stand yesterday?

[baggy1]

Not easy to see but decent enough. I had to explain to my nephew what it was all about and it's a shame they didn't put the letters on the back of the programme to make them more prominent (Bottom of Page 63 was well hidden away)

[Conehead]

I shagged a bird who appeared in Corrie for two episodes

Fuck off Andy

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I picked up Jason Beiber’s credit card off the floor in a LA ice cream shop
Scruffy fucker but a nice guy offered to pay for mine

What

How did the Woodman scoreboard look from the East Stand yesterday?

Waht