Kids football numpties

[PizzaSteve]

There’s just no way I’m picking up turds.

[Tom Joad]

There’s just no way I’m picking up turds.

This has to be a wind up.

[Baggie Rick]

There’s just no way I’m picking up turds.

This has to be a wind up.

Yep, deffo wind up.

As a dog owner, picking up after you dog is part of your responsibility. Saw dust ffs!

[Psalm23]

There’s just no way I’m picking up turds.

This has to be a wind up.

Absolutely, if you're not responsible enough to pick up the dog shit, you're not responsible enough to look after the welfare of a dog, & should be banned from owning one. 
I can't remember living in a household without a dog BTW.

[Dumbo]

‘Ya like dags?’

[Derek Hardballs]

There’s just no way I’m picking up turds.

That's not what I heard. 

[Psalm23]

Looks like this thread's gone from, kids football numpties, to dog owning numpties.  

[Brunty]

Dogs are brilliant. My boxer is six years old.

Love him to bits and pieces.

[Psalm23]

Dogs are brilliant. My boxer is six years old.

Love him to bits and pieces.

You're right, dogs are brilliant, it's just that a few dog owners are irresponsible cunts.

[Midget In A Pinstripe Suit]

Dogs are brilliant. My boxer is six years old.

Love him to bits and pieces.