Rachel Reeves

[baggy1]

We won't need it as the demand on energy will fall through the roof when the HNWIs have all fucked off to Portugal. Waste of money, they'd be better spending it on flags for every lamppost

[Ted Maul]

Rachel Thieves, am I right lads? Ha ha ha ha ha

[baggy1]

From HR not even accounts, Ha Ha Ha - oh how we larffed

[rsbaggy2]

I keep getting the spelling wrong for Proth's full name. In future would it be easier if I just said tory twat? ... simple spelling and easily understood.

[man in the corner shop]

I keep getting the spelling wrong for Proth's full name. In future would it be easier if I just said tory twat? ... simple spelling and easily understood.

The Tories have pissed all over the chips of Proth's 6th form A level Politics dreams and he doesn't love them any more.


Just call Proth a Kipper. He's a polite Jonathan Gullis, though with significantly more intellect, of course.

Ok, that's a low bar and is an insult aimed at Gullis not Proth.