.....and Bully's Special Prize.....

[CarlosCorbewrong]

I was on Bullseye as a contestant. Tony Green was  a nice guy but Bowen was a tit. Unfunny,unnecessarily crude and with few redeeming features.

I've seen it!

[Duffers]

I was on Bullseye as a contestant. Tony Green was  a nice guy but Bowen was a tit. Unfunny,unnecessarily crude and with few redeeming features.

Ah so that's your speedboat I've seen going up and down the canal....

[Ministry Of Silly Signings]

Always came across as a really nice bloke

Rip Tony

In one a microwave oven
Iiiinnn two a set of saucepans

'Great, smashin', you're not going home empty handed , you have £15 cash, a set of garden shears & an imitation silver cake stand, lets see what you could have won..... a £25,000 B.MW. and a luxury speedboat.'

It was usually a "top of the range Talbot Sunbeam" or something in those days.

Learnt to drive in one of them, was there a `top of the range` ?. They seemed to be bio-degradable.

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Always came across as a really nice bloke

Rip Tony

In one a microwave oven
Iiiinnn two a set of saucepans

'Great, smashin', you're not going home empty handed , you have £15 cash, a set of garden shears & an imitation silver cake stand, lets see what you could have won..... a £25,000 B.MW. and a luxury speedboat.'

Would they get a speedboat each? Or just one to share?

Furthermore what were two blokes from Tipton going to do with a fucking speedboat anyway?

Go on a day trip up Dudley way,  chicken in a basket at The King Arthur, and a spin round the Donkey Pool.

[baggiebloke]

Always came across as a really nice bloke

Rip Tony

In one a microwave oven
Iiiinnn two a set of saucepans

'Great, smashin', you're not going home empty handed , you have £15 cash, a set of garden shears & an imitation silver cake stand, lets see what you could have won..... a £25,000 B.MW. and a luxury speedboat.'

It was usually a "top of the range Talbot Sunbeam" or something in those days.

Learnt to drive in one of them, was there a `top of the range` ?. They seemed to be bio-degradable.

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Always came across as a really nice bloke

Rip Tony

In one a microwave oven
Iiiinnn two a set of saucepans

'Great, smashin', you're not going home empty handed , you have £15 cash, a set of garden shears & an imitation silver cake stand, lets see what you could have won..... a £25,000 B.MW. and a luxury speedboat.'

Would they get a speedboat each? Or just one to share?

Furthermore what were two blokes from Tipton going to do with a fucking speedboat anyway?

Go on a day trip up Dudley way,  chicken in a basket at The King Arthur, and a spin round the Donkey Pool.

Carvery at the King Arthur, they'd push the boat out.

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And as for anyone dissing the Talbot Sunbeam...

https://www.carandclassic.com/list/97/sunbeam%20lotus/

[MancBaggie]

Weve got a spelling question here - for £30 lads... How do you spell cat?

Lets check it with Bully. C A T      Gnuuuuuurrrrrrrrh

[CaptainFantastico]

Skinner did a great sketch which Peter Kay unashamedly burgled a few years later

[baggpuss]

Apparently - the only people ever to win the speedboat lived in a flat in Coventry! 

[CarlosCorbewrong]

Apparently - the only people ever to win the speedboat lived in a flat in Coventry! 

Difficult to get home if the lifts are out.