Stourbridge Tip
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called into the above today for the first time in two years.

"Do you have an appointment?" I was asked by the guy sitting in the obligatory converted portaloo on the gate. I think I saw a kettle, tea tray, biscuits and curtains in situ.

"Why do I need one?   the place is empty " I asked.

 " Because you have needed one for the past two years" he says. 

" Do I need to wear a mask?"   I asked. 

"No but you need an appointment". 

" Why ? " I asked. 

" Because you do" he says.

" But the place is empty" I respond.

" Ah but we were a lot busier earlier "  he says.  

It's good to know that Dudley Council are doing their best to contain the global pandemic currently hitting Pedmore, Norton and Wordsley.  Well done lads.  

I shall go out and bang a couple of saucepans together this evening for our heroic  local authority personnel.   

Their sacrifice for the greater good is truly humbling. 

Is there anyone in Dudley council with a brain?
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Stourbridge Tip - by Offside - 12-28-2022, 07:24 PM
RE: Stourbridge Tip - by MassDebater - 12-28-2022, 07:30 PM
RE: Stourbridge Tip - by Offside - 12-28-2022, 07:32 PM
RE: Stourbridge Tip - by MassDebater - 12-28-2022, 07:35 PM
RE: Stourbridge Tip - by Tom Joad - 12-28-2022, 07:44 PM
RE: Stourbridge Tip - by hudds - 12-29-2022, 10:36 AM
RE: Stourbridge Tip - by Kit Kat Chunky - 12-28-2022, 07:38 PM
RE: Stourbridge Tip - by Offside - 12-28-2022, 07:44 PM
RE: Stourbridge Tip - by Kit Kat Chunky - 12-28-2022, 07:55 PM
RE: Stourbridge Tip - by sickParrot - 12-28-2022, 08:16 PM
RE: Stourbridge Tip - by Offside - 12-28-2022, 09:26 PM
RE: Stourbridge Tip - by lemon - 12-28-2022, 10:11 PM
RE: Stourbridge Tip - by Ted Maul - 12-28-2022, 10:40 PM
RE: Stourbridge Tip - by SausEggBaton - 12-28-2022, 10:50 PM
RE: Stourbridge Tip - by SuperBob2002 - 12-29-2022, 07:01 AM
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