Shouldn’t but would Friday fancies

[CarlosCorbewrong]

Just watched the news and I am afraid I have to add Kemi Badenoch to the list.

If we’re doing weird Tory kinks I’d love to see if I could correct that lopsided smirk on Priti Patel’s boat race.

Priti Patel is objectively attractive, so shouldnt be eligible here. She's just a humongous cunt

Alright, fucking Norman Tebbitt then!