Joey Barton

[Derek Hardballs]

Blue Labour, Arf - getting a bit stale still referring to the party that have introduced wealth taxes on pensions and property, a minimum wage increase, sorted the miners pension dispute, introduced bills for getting NEETs into work through training and apprenticeships and are edging towards closer ties with the EU. Whilst doing that they've had a good go at sorting GP appointments out, managing lunatics on both sides that want to radically move Europe to the right, and kept Ukraine in the game without crashing the economy.

But yeah Blue Labour.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It’s Bluelabourman, here to protect the most unpopular PM and cabinet on record!