Wot I am watching now

[Bob Fossil]

Playing Nice. Jesus who writes this shit, the most predictable, done a million times shite I’ve seen in years. I told my missus exactly how it would play out after about 10 minutes.
Avoid at all costs.

The Bonnie Blue documentary on 4.  It's got loads in it (a bit like her).

As she works her way through a thousand non-professional men in a single day (each bloke gets 40 seconds inside her) to claim the "world record" (no sign of Norris McSquirter) we start to see Bonnie's achievements as some kind of sporting fete - a great show of athleticism (I kid you not).  Later we find that Only Fans does in fact have a conscience, as she gets banned from the platform after threats from Visa card of pulling out (ahem).  She defects to a rival platform for her wildest stunt ever (no PLOT SPOILERS) which - you, dear men of WBAUnofficial, can officially join in with!

Also, there's some tits and arse in it (but no clunge) so something for all of the family to enjoy.

Move over Mark Kermode.

The only question I have is, where did they get 1000 blokes from and did they all wait in a line with a number or what?

The logistics are astounding, I can barely get 3 blokes to turn up at the pub on time.

Take ya pants off next time