Trump

[Jacko]

Trump dodged a bullet whilst Sleepy Joe caught Covid.

Trump is going to get a free pass on everything until the Dems come to their senses.

Trump didn't dodge anything, apart from military service.

Convicted felon Trump was also reported quite regularly as having fallen asleep during his hush money trial. You know, the one where he complained that he couldn't put his side of the story, whereas in actual fact he declined to testify.

You don't have to convince me Worcs. You have to convince the God-fearing folk of Georgia and Ohio.

To any independent observer Trump is a model of virility in comparison to Biden. And God preserved his life to save the US.

Which says what about the poor guy who died? God must have been tired after all the exertion of saving Trump....

As for independent observers, what planet are they on if they think as you suggest? Well-followed liberal blogger @jojofromjerz (975k followers on Twitter) made a few points that the independents might consider, if only the media actually covered any of these things rather than banging on endlessly about Biden's age:

"Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a second… are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being “inevitable”? You’re talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom and wanted to see his VP hanged for not breaking democracy? The sociopath who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day and asked about injecting bleach is some kind of fucking “given”? The “dictator on day one” who said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and would inherit a Supreme Court that would actually let him? That guy’s winning is already written? Really?

The child-separating racist who is promising detention camps and mass deportations? The Putin puppet who’ll abandon NATO? We’re just gonna surrender to that fucking guy and all the accompanying awful that comes with him? Now? In JULY?!? Because he’s got a pantyliner on his ear thanks to a twisted fuck who got his hands on a weapon we’ve all been trying to ban??"

Speaking of the shooter, apparently he'd been looking at the itineraries of both Trump and Biden, so it may be the case that he was just looking to shoot *someone* important and Trump happened to come the closest to where he lived.

You are James O'Brien's fluffer and I claim my £5