Do you have secret names for your neighbours?

[garryowensneck]

I have/have had loads over the years.

Used to have a neighbour who was the double of Mr Burns, nickname Monty. Lad next door seems to wear flip-flops 10 months of the year, nickname flipper. Had a male couple the other side, referred to as the gaybours, they left as one got busted for being a paedo, they've been replaced by a guy who plays drums in a band, nickname the little drummer boy.

I shudder to think what they call me