valentine messages

[ElbowGrease1973]

i asked the wife what she wants for valentines day she said i will give you a clue its a ex england goalkeeper . she thinks she is getting flowers but she is getting seaman instead .

You should be looking to Foster better romantic relations with her.

[billybassett]

My wife Banks on getting absolutely nothing for Valentines.

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[Duffers]

I’m going to Walker down to the Woods and get the Heaton.

[baggy1]

I'm Banksing on a night of passion but she'll tone it down at some stage. Romance or Clemence is the question

My wife Banks on getting absolutely nothing for Valentines.

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ahem