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(10-21-2019, 07:12 AM)CA Baggie Wrote: Danielle Lloyd's a slapper
She's got a smelly c*nt
And when she shags O'Hara
She dreams of Chrissy Brunt
She'll take it in the back door
Then stick it in her mouth
She tastes of Teddy Sherringham
When Jamie goes down South
She loves to go out dogging
Down on Cannock Chase
So lots of random strangers
Can jizz upon her face
She's had fifteen already
But now she wants one more
Who's that with his cock out?
It's Stanley Collymore!
I was on the train to an away game down London a few years ago , our carriage seemed to be full of middle class families going to London for the day/theatre etc, a load of 'yoof types' got on at Moor street and no soon as the tra8n pulled out of Moor St the yoof belted the above melody out, I was cringing looking around at faces getting redder and redder and childrens ears getting cupped by parents etc.
Nothing worse than a train full of football fans when you arent one of them.
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Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put the Villa on the top...
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Remember when coppers started wearing hi vis coats.
`Ten green bottles standing by the wall` etc.
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10-21-2019, 09:34 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-21-2019, 09:47 AM by Baggiedownunder.)
We're on the march with Ronnie's army
We're all going to Wembley
And we will really shake them up when we win the FA cup coz
Albion are the greatest football team
You're going home in a red Cross ambulance
The left side
The right side
The middle
At the back
Down the front
Left side too the middle
Fish
Chips
Fish
Chips
Rangers
Celtic
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10-21-2019, 09:55 AM
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(10-21-2019, 09:34 AM)Baggiedownunder Wrote: Fish
Chips
Fish
Chips
Rangers
Celtic
Shit
piss
heard at Oxford 80s
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hit him on the head hit him on the head hit on the head with a Baseball bat oh yeah oh yeah
Grim
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"You're gonna get your £@$%*^$ heads kicked in."
This was reserved mainly for when the opposition scored. We used to sing this a lot. It was pretty much on repeat during the 84/85 season.
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In the 80`s,
`No surrender, No surrender, No surrender to the I.R.A`
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10-21-2019, 12:06 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-21-2019, 12:08 PM by Tokyo Baggie.)
I wish I was in London, I do, I do,
I wish I was in London, I do, I do,
I'd go down to Trafagar Square,
And say to old Lord Nelson,
Fuck off, fuck off, you one-eyed cockney wanker
[To the sound of the Big Ben chimes...]
Shit ground, no fans,
Shit ground, no fans.
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In association with......Wolverhampton (the advert on the radio said windows, we didn't)
