Zipwire Across the Hawthorns

[MrFizz]

Just booked it, anyone doing it?

Nope. I might want a small memorial in the garden when my time is up, but i don't fancy dying at the shrine tbh. Not yet anyway.

Hardly anyone dies, anyway I'm doing Sunday afternoon so hopefully tried and tested first.

The thing itself would be fine, but the dicky ticker wouldn't.

[Peachy]

Let me know if there's one at Seal park or the custard bowl. I'll have a couple of vindaloo's pre launch and drop my guts halfway across......

With there luck a sudden change of wind with probably blow it back all over you  

Arf. Ay that the truth......

[Fulham Fallout]

Let me know if there's one at Seal park or the custard bowl. I'll have a couple of vindaloo's pre launch and drop my guts halfway across......

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow.

Anyone else remember this chant?  I can remember the next two lines. Just thought I’d see who else remembers

[1952]

Just booked it, anyone doing it?

Nope. I might want a small memorial in the garden when my time is up, but i don't fancy dying at the shrine tbh. Not yet anyway.

Hardly anyone dies, anyway I'm doing Sunday afternoon so hopefully tried and tested first.

The thing itself would be fine, but the dicky ticker wouldn't.

I hope your ticker is doing OK now.

[Everything Zin]

Let me know if there's one at Seal park or the custard bowl. I'll have a couple of vindaloo's pre launch and drop my guts halfway across......

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow.

Anyone else remember this chant?  I can remember the next two lines. Just thought I’d see who else remembers

It's wings of an eagle.

Last 2 lines:
I'd fly all over the Holte End
and shit on the bastards below.

[SausEggBaton]

It's a wonderful promotion from the Albion Foundation, something fun and exciting to generate some cash for it.

I suppose what they didn't properly think through or realise is you'd need to be very fit and healthy (something we're not very good at in the Black Country), and slightly unhinged (something we excel at in the Black Country).

[1952]

It's a wonderful promotion from the Albion Foundation, something fun and exciting to generate some cash for it.

I suppose what they didn't properly think through or realise is you'd need to be very fit and healthy (something we're not very good at in the Black Country), and slightly unhinged (something we excel at in the Black Country).

Must agree, I'm more unhinged than fit, even though with high blood pressure, high cholesterol, asthma and acid reflux my Dr says I should be fine.
It's also on my 70's bucket list, parachute jump after that.

[Fulham Fallout]

Let me know if there's one at Seal park or the custard bowl. I'll have a couple of vindaloo's pre launch and drop my guts halfway across......

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow.

Anyone else remember this chant?  I can remember the next two lines. Just thought I’d see who else remembers

It's wings of an eagle.

Last 2 lines:
I'd fly all over the Holte End
and shit on the bastards below.

Just found this online

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
if I had the a*se of a crow,
I'd fly over Tottenham tomorrow,
And sh*t on them bast*rds below...

And this one 

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty great a*se of a crow,
I would fly over Norwich tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*stards below, below ...


And another 

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[Kit Kat Chunky]

Let me know if there's one at Seal park or the custard bowl. I'll have a couple of vindaloo's pre launch and drop my guts halfway across......

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow.

Anyone else remember this chant?  I can remember the next two lines. Just thought I’d see who else remembers

It's wings of an eagle.

Last 2 lines:
I'd fly all over the Holte End
and shit on the bastards below.

If I had the wings of an eagle,
The arse of a dirty great crow,
I'd fly over Aston Villa,
and shit on the bastards below.

Shit on the Villa......................

[Psalm23]

Let me know if there's one at Seal park or the custard bowl. I'll have a couple of vindaloo's pre launch and drop my guts halfway across......

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow.

Anyone else remember this chant?  I can remember the next two lines. Just thought I’d see who else remembers

It's wings of an eagle.

Last 2 lines:
I'd fly all over the Holte End
and shit on the bastards below.

Just found this online

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
if I had the a*se of a crow,
I'd fly over Tottenham tomorrow,
And sh*t on them bast*rds below...

And this one 

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty great a*se of a crow,
I would fly over Norwich tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*stards below, below ...

So it must have been sparrow and not eagle that we also sang

Not necessarily, other lyrics are readily available:-

Burnley

If I had the wings of an eagle,
The dirty black arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Ewood tomorrow,
And s*it on the b*stards below...

https://www.fanchants.com/football-songs...ngs-eagle/

Leicester.

If I had the wings of an eagle
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Nottingham Forest
And shit on the b*stards below, BELOW!
S*it on, s*it on, s*it on the b*stards below, below!
S*it on, s*it on...

https://www.fanchants.com/es/football-so...-an-eagle/

Besides which, anyone singing sparrow must be a bit thick, because even a very basic knowledge of aeronautics tells you that the wings of a sparrow couldn't possibly fly anywhere carrying the arse of a dirty great Crow.