When will they learn

[SuperBob2002]

Never trust a bloke who drives a smart car. Definitely check their hardrive.

[NewWanker]

The crash figures kind of mirror the most cars on the road, so seeing them crash more isn't a surprise is it?

As DH said, bad driving is not just about crashing. As I said earlier, those who claim it is are usually the ones who drive like morons. the best driver in the World could be involved in an accident through little fault of their own.

Stats for moronic parking: Audi - 1000 of 1001 cars, BMW 999 of 1001 cars.... Stats for driving like an idiot on the motorway amazingly match!

[Birdman1811]

This far in and nobody has mentioned Tesla drivers?

They need to actually work long enough to crash....

[Old Stroller]

my 16 year old Ford Focus passed its MOT yesterday with one or two advisories.

worn
perished
insecure
barely legal.

It reminded me of my last check up.

Reminds me of my last 4 girlfriends

Just spat my lunch out over that.

Post of the week, if not the month.

I fully agree. Up there with POTY contenders.

[Offside]

a very brief driving career.

Teenager is caught speeding at 102mph on a dual carriageway - just four HOURS after passing his test | Daily Mail Online

[Albaggie]

Doubt anyone is envious of this emmet.

Or don't wish to admit it.

What ? Envious of this moron that thinks he can drive on the beach, fairly sure nobody would admit to that envy.

Not the moron ... generalising about Audi drivers seems to be a thing on this board. In truth it doesn't matter about the car but the person behind the wheel. Maybe we can focus on Corsa, Fiesta etc drivers hwo tend to smash the car into garden walls then, allegedly.

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Audi envy permeating the board.

When an Audi or BMW drive like entitled numpties their first reaction to others thinking they are said numpties is to believe that they are jealous. Which kinda proves the point.

Talking crap again. Assumptions abound.

Hi Audi diver.

Or don't wish to admit it.

What ? Envious of this moron that thinks he can drive on the beach, fairly sure nobody would admit to that envy.

Not the moron ... generalising about Audi drivers seems to be a thing on this board. In truth it doesn't matter about the car but the person behind the wheel. Maybe we can focus on Corsa, Fiesta etc drivers hwo tend to smash the car into garden walls then, allegedly.

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I think the car make and model does matter, as some vehicles are perfectly OK driving on sand... You really seem upset about this, almost like you're feeling personally attacked. You'd expect Audi owners to have thicker skins than this, they surely should be used to it by now?

2 audis and 1 BMW in the family. all with long unblemished driving records. 

As has been pointed out, it ain't that car but the nutter driving.

Do they have working indicators fitted though?

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Doubt anyone is envious of this emmet.

Or don't wish to admit it.

What ? Envious of this moron that thinks he can drive on the beach, fairly sure nobody would admit to that envy.

Not the moron ... generalising about Audi drivers seems to be a thing on this board. In truth it doesn't matter about the car but the person behind the wheel. Maybe we can focus on Corsa, Fiesta etc drivers hwo tend to smash the car into garden walls then, allegedly.

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Audi envy permeating the board.

When an Audi or BMW drive like entitled numpties their first reaction to others thinking they are said numpties is to believe that they are jealous. Which kinda proves the point.

Talking crap again. Assumptions abound.

Hi Audi diver.

Or don't wish to admit it.

What ? Envious of this moron that thinks he can drive on the beach, fairly sure nobody would admit to that envy.

Not the moron ... generalising about Audi drivers seems to be a thing on this board. In truth it doesn't matter about the car but the person behind the wheel. Maybe we can focus on Corsa, Fiesta etc drivers hwo tend to smash the car into garden walls then, allegedly.

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I think the car make and model does matter, as some vehicles are perfectly OK driving on sand... You really seem upset about this, almost like you're feeling personally attacked. You'd expect Audi owners to have thicker skins than this, they surely should be used to it by now?

2 audis and 1 BMW in the family. all with long unblemished driving records. 

As has been pointed out, it ain't that car but the nutter driving.

Do they have working indicators fitted though?