Carrie Johnson

[Cheshire East Baggie]

Up the duff again. That will be child number 8 (at least) for the scruffy buffoon Boris. As if the world needed more people with his genes.

[CaptainFantastico]

Now there’s a man who just can’t keep his cock in his trousers

[Malcolm Tucker]

Now there’s a man who just can’t keep his cock in his trousers

Far be it from me to defend the twat but you can’t really knock a bloke for shagging his wife.

[Calgary_Baggie]

Now there’s a man who just can’t keep his cock in his trousers

Far be it from me to defend the twat but you can’t really knock a bloke for shagging his wife.

This.

He's a duck but surely it's a completely natural process to reproduce with someone you're married to.

[Derek Hardballs]

Now there’s a man who just can’t keep his cock in his trousers

Far be it from me to defend the twat but you can’t really knock a bloke for shagging his wife.

This.

He's a duck but surely it's a completely natural process to reproduce with someone you're married to.

Every sperm is sacred 

[CaptainFantastico]

Now there’s a man who just can’t keep his cock in his trousers

Far be it from me to defend the twat but you can’t really knock a bloke for shagging his wife.

Absolutely. Or several other people’s during his seed spraying career

[baggy1]

I’m all for continuing the line, but surely only if you can afford to support them. The poor bloke had to rely on legal aid recently.

[CaptainFantastico]

Sucking on the teet of the State ay he

[Shabby Russian]

Miriam Cates is so proud of the Johnsons.

[Tom Joad]

I’m all for continuing the line, but surely only if you can afford to support them. The poor bloke had to rely on legal aid recently.

And apply for a loan from that fella that went to run the BBC.