How many models have you dated?

[Spandaubaggie]

Are we qualifying the type of model though? Hand models could be butt ugly, similarly foot ones... I did date a fashion designer once, and all the models I met via her were anorexic and looked like Kate Moss in the coke (full bags only) years.

There's so many types of model that the term really means little, unless fully qualified.

OK, I'll set the cat amongst the pigeons. I did date one model, who was a glamour model who got to the final of Ireland's Miss Daily Star back in 1989, where I escorted her to the final. She came 3rd.

Very pretty girl, who looked like Michelle Pfeifer in her heyday, but have to say I ditched her just weeks before her 21st- went out for 8 months. She was an airhead and so vane that it did my head in even if my mates thought I was a lucky bugger.

I was 23 then. 

I've met and been attracted to much better women than her since and she, with hindsight, wasn't my type.

that's the rub, you have to get on with them, or a few weeks of shagging someone that looks nice wears off. Need a bit more up top in the brain dept. I do. That said, my mate's daughter was 3rd in Miss England a few years back, and has a good brain (so good she doesn't want to be a model), so like everything there's exceptions for the rules.

** sorry she was 4th not 3rd. in 2019

I think Mass that many more intelligent women would be no where near any beauty competitions nowadays, especially in these changed times.

The girl in Dublin was training to be a beautician and totally unlike the handful of girls I'd been entangled with in those early dating years, who generally were quite well educated and less fluffy. 

As the beauty thread shows we all have different tastes and a lot of boxes has to be ticked, but it is good that there's a lot of people with wildly varying tastes.

[Fulham Fallout]

Are we qualifying the type of model though? Hand models could be butt ugly, similarly foot ones... I did date a fashion designer once, and all the models I met via her were anorexic and looked like Kate Moss in the coke (full bags only) years.

There's so many types of model that the term really means little, unless fully qualified.

OK, I'll set the cat amongst the pigeons. I did date one model, who was a glamour model who got to the final of Ireland's Miss Daily Star back in 1989, where I escorted her to the final. She came 3rd.

Very pretty girl, who looked like Michelle Pfeifer in her heyday, but have to say I ditched her just weeks before her 21st- went out for 8 months. She was an airhead and so vane that it did my head in even if my mates thought I was a lucky bugger.

I was 23 then. 

I've met and been attracted to much better women than her since and she, with hindsight, wasn't my type.

that's the rub, you have to get on with them, or a few weeks of shagging someone that looks nice wears off. Need a bit more up top in the brain dept. I do. That said, my mate's daughter was 3rd in Miss England a few years back, and has a good brain (so good she doesn't want to be a model), so like everything there's exceptions for the rules.

** sorry she was 4th not 3rd. in 2019

I think Mass that many more intelligent women would be no where near any beauty competitions nowadays, especially in these changed times.

The girl in Dublin was training to be a beautician and totally unlike the handful of girls I'd been entangled with in those early dating years, who generally were quite well educated and less fluffy. 

As the beauty thread shows we all have different tastes and a lot of boxes has to be ticked, but it is good that there's a lot of people with wildly varying tastes.

Yep. And it’s a good job Mrs Fido likes the Rolfe Harris look

[MassDebater]

Are we qualifying the type of model though? Hand models could be butt ugly, similarly foot ones... I did date a fashion designer once, and all the models I met via her were anorexic and looked like Kate Moss in the coke (full bags only) years.

There's so many types of model that the term really means little, unless fully qualified.

OK, I'll set the cat amongst the pigeons. I did date one model, who was a glamour model who got to the final of Ireland's Miss Daily Star back in 1989, where I escorted her to the final. She came 3rd.

Very pretty girl, who looked like Michelle Pfeifer in her heyday, but have to say I ditched her just weeks before her 21st- went out for 8 months. She was an airhead and so vane that it did my head in even if my mates thought I was a lucky bugger.

I was 23 then. 

I've met and been attracted to much better women than her since and she, with hindsight, wasn't my type.

that's the rub, you have to get on with them, or a few weeks of shagging someone that looks nice wears off. Need a bit more up top in the brain dept. I do. That said, my mate's daughter was 3rd in Miss England a few years back, and has a good brain (so good she doesn't want to be a model), so like everything there's exceptions for the rules.

** sorry she was 4th not 3rd. in 2019

I think Mass that many more intelligent women would be no where near any beauty competitions nowadays, especially in these changed times.

The girl in Dublin was training to be a beautician and totally unlike the handful of girls I'd been entangled with in those early dating years, who generally were quite well educated and less fluffy. 

As the beauty thread shows we all have different tastes and a lot of boxes has to be ticked, but it is good that there's a lot of people with wildly varying tastes.

She didn't really want to enter, but had a lot of people pressurising her to do it... Gave in and then the poor sod nearly had crippling anxiety over it.

Yep, we all like different things, and that's great. Just never been a fan of people bragging, especially online about well, anything really.

[Fulham Fallout]

Are we qualifying the type of model though? Hand models could be butt ugly, similarly foot ones... I did date a fashion designer once, and all the models I met via her were anorexic and looked like Kate Moss in the coke (full bags only) years.

There's so many types of model that the term really means little, unless fully qualified.

OK, I'll set the cat amongst the pigeons. I did date one model, who was a glamour model who got to the final of Ireland's Miss Daily Star back in 1989, where I escorted her to the final. She came 3rd.

Very pretty girl, who looked like Michelle Pfeifer in her heyday, but have to say I ditched her just weeks before her 21st- went out for 8 months. She was an airhead and so vane that it did my head in even if my mates thought I was a lucky bugger.

I was 23 then. 

I've met and been attracted to much better women than her since and she, with hindsight, wasn't my type.

that's the rub, you have to get on with them, or a few weeks of shagging someone that looks nice wears off. Need a bit more up top in the brain dept. I do. That said, my mate's daughter was 3rd in Miss England a few years back, and has a good brain (so good she doesn't want to be a model), so like everything there's exceptions for the rules.

** sorry she was 4th not 3rd. in 2019

I think Mass that many more intelligent women would be no where near any beauty competitions nowadays, especially in these changed times.

The girl in Dublin was training to be a beautician and totally unlike the handful of girls I'd been entangled with in those early dating years, who generally were quite well educated and less fluffy. 

As the beauty thread shows we all have different tastes and a lot of boxes has to be ticked, but it is good that there's a lot of people with wildly varying tastes.

She didn't really want to enter, but had a lot of people pressurising her to do it... Gave in and then the poor sod nearly had crippling anxiety over it.

Yep, we all like different things, and that's great. Just never been a fan of people bragging, especially online about well, anything really.

Hang on a mo.  I’m trying to find my tape measure

[MassDebater]

Hang on a mo.  I’m trying to find my tape measure

Here this is all you need.

[Ted Maul]

Once again an absolutely -chefs kiss- thread from the usual suspects.

[Fulham Fallout]

Hang on a mo.  I’m trying to find my tape measure

Here this is all you need.

Thank you.  I will however have to bend my cock in three to use that

[Birdman1811]

I suppose being told I looked like arnie and also morten harket and not looking like a child, wearing a replica football shirt, certainly improved my chances of pulling fit females.

This is up there as one of the cringiest things I've seen posted on the internet.

And I'm on Reddit and 4chan ffs.

[rsbaggy2]

Hang on a mo.  I’m trying to find my tape measure

Here this is all you need.

Thank you.  I will however have to bend my cock in three to use that

Jeez! I hope you have removed all mirrors in your house, otherwise you would be wandering around the place with a permanent chubby.

[Bob Fossil]

I suppose being told I looked like arnie and also morten harket and not looking like a child, wearing a replica football shirt, certainly improved my chances of pulling fit females.

The general opinion that time you turned up to watch the WBAUnofficial charity match was that you were a real dead ringer for Meatloaf. No-one mentioned Arnie or Morten Harket FFS sakes.

The thing is, Morten Harkett and Arnie look nothing similar, so it must be some mash up anyway.

Arnold Hackett?