Flares

[Solihull Throstle]

Why have they become the accessory of choice for every brain-dead dickhead at a football match these days?
How do they get them in? Hardly small and surely fans are always frisked on entry.
I assume they just shove them down the front of their pants as there's so much room.

[Derek Hardballs]

Why have they become the accessory of choice for every brain-dead dickhead at a football match these days?
How do they get them in? Hardly small and surely fans are always frisked on entry.
I assume they just shove them down the front of their pants as there's so much room.

Flares, they compliment the Stone Island clobber and Peaky Blinder haircut unless balding.

[Duffers]

There’s a lot of extra material in a pair of flares, I’m guessing they hide the fireworks in there.

[SophLad]

Why have they become the accessory of choice for every brain-dead dickhead at a football match these days?
How do they get them in? Hardly small and surely fans are always frisked on entry.
I assume they just shove them down the front of their pants as there's so much room.

They boof them.

[Loanee]

Seen very few flares, seems to be smoke bombs

[Remi_Moses]

I genuinely though this was either about Flares trousers or Flares night clubs.
Flares in Broad Street was a fair stop off at one time

[Cornflake]

I think they smuggle them in inside their "please can I have your shirt" poster.

[Ted Maul]

Does it really matter that much?

[Derek Hardballs]

Does it really matter that much?

I don’t particularly want a flare or smoke bomb set off next to me at a match or lobbed across the stand. They’ll be sticking them up their arse next… oh!

I mean what’s not to like about this… top, top, bantz! 



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[Ted Maul]

I don’t particularly want a flare or smoke bomb set off next to me at a match or lobbed across the stand. They’ll be sticking them up their arse next… oh!

I mean what’s not to like about this… top, top, bantz! 


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I've never set one off nor desire to, but it doesn't bother me to that degree. The obsession with putting things in your bum is a-hole (see what I did there) separate discussion.

I'll make an exception for anyone letting them off in concourses or in pubs before a match, an odd trend among typically lower league fans.

Complaining about a few smoke bombs on the pitch after a big game - fetch the cloud meme please.