Don't Tell Him Pike

[Mr vertical]

What's wrong with being sexy?

[Bob Fossil]

"You wouldn't let it lie......."

[Baggie in Valley]

No-one brings a bag of sh*t to a pub.

Your dad does.

Does he?

Yeah. Your mum.

[Psalm23]

"Judean Peoples' Front? Fuck off, we're the Peoples' Front of Judea! The only people we hate more than the Romans, is the Judean Peoples' Front."

[igorbalis]

“Balls. We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!”

GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!!!

[Slowpoke Gonzalez]

George: Call Private Baldrick!
Blackadder: Deny everything, Baldrick.
George: Are you Private Baldrick?
Baldrick: No!

[AnelkasBeard]

"What is he, a martyr or a fucking jalfrezi?!"

[Remi_Moses]

Go f**k your mother.
You are a funny guy

[Ministry Of Silly Signings]

From the classic 1960`s Batman series.

The Dynamic Duo, wearing Bat costumes, enter a nightclub looking for some villains. All the customers are wearing suits, bow ties etc.

Robin, smashing his fist into the palm of his other hand. `Gee Batman, what do we do now ?`
Batman..`We`ll wait by the bar and try and look as inconspicuous as possible !`

[Psalm23]