09-20-2021, 04:50 PM
(09-20-2021, 04:42 PM)Spandaubaggie Wrote:(09-20-2021, 04:15 PM)GunsOfNavarone Wrote: Meanwhile a Nick Kamen lookalike (apparently) comes onto a football forum to slag off some bloke from Smethwick who he's never met and who may actually be his illegitimate son from a casual conquest at a house party back in the wild old days.
Bloke from Smethwick's never met daddykins and has always yearned for a role model. Casually reads said forum while having a bog read as his forklift gets repaired, realises he resembles said remark, deletes his Facefuck account and does something more constructive with his spare time.
Like posting on a football forum instead. The butterfly effect in action.
Was that the house party in Tividale in 1982 after the night in the Hen and Chickens? ?
No idea but let's not confuse the poor lad, he's only just found ya Nick. Don't duck your responsibilities as a guiding light in an otherwise disappointing world. Who knows where it could lead? Watch your back if Jeremy Kyle ever gets back on air.