bORED COVID Policy
#1
Is there one, birdy?

For instance, you should actively be encouraging all posters to post at home. Some of us have been waggling from home for yonks; however it wouldn’t kill the nods to do some work for a change and knock this up given how well behaved we all are, all of the time. 

Other guidelines could include imposing the outdoor Rule of 6, by insisting that all cowboy walkers on a Forrest Gump-like yomp around the supermarkets of Solihull do so with a maximum of 5 polish birds in tow. 

NAPs should be encouraged during periods of isolation; we need to look after our fellow lonelier Baggies. 

Fake news should be avoided/banned unless it is related to Kroc, otherwise it’s pure gold. 

Remain vigilant against outbreaks of the same ‘Favourite Artist By’ thread. 

Any more?
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#2
test trace isolate innit?
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#3
(10-19-2020, 11:50 AM)igorbalis Wrote: test trace isolate innit?

DistanceDistanceDistance....
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#4
Can we change the Polish bird from a maximum to a minimum and that the bored will provide them if you don't have your own? Can said Polish birds be used as face masks too?
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#5
Do you have to wash your hands if you have visited the bird in the chippy.
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#6
If BAWS has the Tier 3 Button we’re all fugged.

(10-19-2020, 12:20 PM)MassDebater Wrote: Can we change the Polish bird from a maximum to a minimum and that the bored will provide them if you don't have your own? Can said Polish birds be used as face masks too?

Only after a swab.
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#7
BAWS had everyone on tier 3 over 20 years ago
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#8
(10-19-2020, 12:38 PM)The liquidator Wrote: BAWS had everyone on tier 3 over 20 years ago

I think BAWS went to tier 5.
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