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A boy comes home from school at 7pm.
#1
"Where have you been?" asked his dad.

"I was at Jessica's."

"What were you doing?"

"We were just studying."

After picking a snack off the table the son says "These fishcakes are lovely."

Dad replies "Go and wash your hands son, they're doughnuts."
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#2
Why was he out so late? Terrible parenting
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#3
He was finger blasting his girlfriend. Durrrr
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#4
And why didn't he let his parents know where he was and that he'd be home late? They must have been worried to death.
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#5
What was he supposed to dial with?!
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#6
(10-12-2017, 11:03 AM)P_K Wrote: He was finger blasting his girlfriend. Durrrr

I thought he had been helping her clean out her fish tank
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#7
He was!
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(10-12-2017, 10:59 AM)P_K Wrote: "Where have you been?" asked his dad.

"I was at Jessica's."

"What were you doing?"

"We were just studying."

After picking a snack off the table the son says "These fishcakes are lovely."

Dad replies "Go and wash your hands son, they're doughnuts."

Was Jessica the school Thai?
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#9
How do you get fishcakes mixed up with doughnuts.rthey taste completely different!!
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#10
Wait till I cop hold of him our Jessica`s been traumatised since said she`s never see such a small dick
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