I've seen Jesus...

[scorey1witt]

He's just apologised for the late pick-up of our recycling

 ..."Waste of space is de mon"

 ..."Him wear my sacks as socks"

 ..."I once saw the lady god ivor"

 ..."I invented the apple......long before granny smith did"

 ..."Are we really here?.....ask yourself THAT!"

Breath whilst under water all.
Shane.

[MGalea]

Certainly good you’ve started seeing someone.

Though not sure Jesus holds the right qualifications to help you with your problems.

[Lightnin]

I saw him too, albeit briefly on Match of the Day playing for Manchester City vs Norwich.

[baggiebloke]

What happened to the rumours He and Richard Cresswell were joining our Academy?