06-13-2019, 09:43 AM
I said no, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody.
My interviewer asked if I could perform under pressure
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06-13-2019, 09:43 AM
I said no, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody.
06-13-2019, 09:51 AM
An interviewer once said to me "why do you want this job?"
I replied "Well I am insanely passionate about not starving to fucking death." In another interview I was asked what I thought my greatness weakness was. I said "I'm too honest for my own good." The interviewer said "I don't think honesty is a weakness." I replied "I don't give a fuck what you think!"
06-13-2019, 09:58 AM
Inteviewer: "We need someone responsible for this job."
I said "Your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible."
06-13-2019, 10:00 AM
Tomorrow, I was at another job interview.
I replied ”Time Travel.” ”What're your strengths... Wait a minute”. Astounded he asked. |
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