06-05-2020, 10:11 PM
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Favourite bit off of... vol 1
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06-05-2020, 10:11 PM
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
06-05-2020, 10:11 PM
When Homer is playing the let's make a baby game at the arcade, yelling "Ovulate damn you, ovulate" at the machine
06-05-2020, 10:14 PM
Homer gets his arms stuck in the vending machines trying to get a soda....
Fireman: Homer, have you actually tried letting go of the can? Homer: Your point being..?
06-06-2020, 01:20 AM
It was important I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
06-06-2020, 08:27 AM
“God, if you don’t want me to eat this cookie, send me a sign”
06-06-2020, 09:34 AM
The whole of this exchange:
Marge: “There’s something wrong with Bart.” Homer: “New glasses?” Marge: “He seems distracted.” Homer: “Probably misses his old glasses.” Marge: “I’d get more involved with him but then I’d be afraid of smothering him.” Homer: “Yeah, and then we’d get the chair.” Marge: “That’s not what I meant Homer”. Homer: “It was Marge, admit it.”
06-06-2020, 09:39 AM
Just realised nobody has mentioned the greatest three minutes of television ever....
Marge undergoing Police marksman training at the moving targets area.
police Chief. "Not bad but you missed the woman holding the baby".
06-06-2020, 11:02 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-06-2020, 11:06 AM by Big Daddy Cool.)
Marge: I don't want you stalking anyone tonight
Homer: Oh ok have it your way Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm going outside....to stalk...Lenny and Carl.....Doh |
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