Favourite bit off of... vol 1
#11
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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#12
When Homer is playing the let's make a baby game at the arcade, yelling "Ovulate damn you, ovulate" at the machine
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#13
Homer gets his arms stuck in the vending machines trying to get a soda....

Fireman: Homer, have you actually tried letting go of the can?

Homer: Your point being..?
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#14
It was important I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
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#15
“God, if you don’t want me to eat this cookie, send me a sign”
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#16
In the form of his life.
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#17
The whole of this exchange:

Marge: “There’s something wrong with Bart.”
Homer: “New glasses?”
Marge: “He seems distracted.”
Homer: “Probably misses his old glasses.”
Marge: “I’d get more involved with him but then I’d be afraid of smothering him.”
Homer: “Yeah, and then we’d get the chair.”
Marge: “That’s not what I meant Homer”.
Homer: “It was Marge, admit it.”
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#18
Just realised nobody has mentioned the greatest three minutes of television ever....

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#19
Marge undergoing Police marksman training at the moving targets area.
police Chief. "Not bad but you missed the woman holding the baby".
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#20
Marge: I don't want you stalking anyone tonight

Homer: Oh ok have it your way Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm going outside....to stalk...Lenny and Carl.....Doh
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