Greatest rock lyrics

[Ossian]

"She took everything she wanted
Which is why she left me here..."

[baggy1]

She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Forty two, thirty nine, fifty six,
You could say she's got it all

[Spandaubaggie]

Arseholes, bastards, fackin cants and pricks!

[MassDebater]

But, my cock is community property...

[MassDebater]

But, my cock is community property...

[baggpuss]

But, my cock is community property...

[Pfister]

You are what you drink, and I’m a bitter man.

[chasetownbaggie]

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop 

I went to see John Shuttleworth aka Jilted john back in February. Still very amusing. Opened the show with a song about his bad back - "I pray though, it's just lumbago".

[Penny Black Baggie]

I’m afraid of the dark,
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Oh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

[Bartley_baggie]

Ian Dury

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina
A seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena