Greatest rock lyrics
"She took everything she wanted
Which is why she left me here..."
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Forty two, thirty nine, fifty six,
You could say she's got it all
Arseholes, bastards, fackin cants and pricks!
But, my cock is community property...
But, my cock is community property...
(05-23-2020, 09:14 PM)MassDebater Wrote: But, my cock is community property...

Big Grin
You are what you drink, and I’m a bitter man.
(05-22-2020, 08:54 PM)baggpuss Wrote: I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop  Big Grin

I went to see John Shuttleworth aka Jilted john back in February. Still very amusing. Opened the show with a song about his bad back - "I pray though, it's just lumbago".
I’m afraid of the dark,
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Oh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
Ian Dury

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina
A seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena

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